SMS Jokes vol.1

by Prashant Kumar Sharma

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128
Sardar told his Frnd: Yaar 1 LARKI menu hans k waikhdi ae
Frnd: “Confirm kar lay !!! hans k waikhdi ae…
ya waikh k hansdi ae..!”
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Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above… So always Brush your Teeth
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127
Husband drinks and asks: tum kon ho?
biwi: pagal ho gaye kya,apni Biwi ko bhul gaye?
pati: nasha har gham bhula deta hai behan.
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1 Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati thi
Ksi ne Raz Pucha
Shohar Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy
Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Ha
Na Lage To Main.
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129
1 charsi eye donate karne gaya
DR Askd:Kuch kehna hai?
Charsi: Jisko bhi lagao,Usy bta dena ye 2 kash laganay k bad khulti hain.
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An engg student to his sweeper brother: I hav degree, I hav knowledge, I can sit in society.
Wat do u have?
Sweeper: I have job.
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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
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Santa sing ka 20 saal bad baccha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad baccha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
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Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
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Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
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